A Max Fleming

This person is usually grossly over-weight and has more facial hair than Osama Bin Laden.

1. 75% of what this person usually says is bullshit. The other 25% is also bullshit.

2. This person will have a severe fetish for gingers: Male, female and animals.

3. Ebay is his facebook.

4. Commonly found in a shit hole surrounded by shit.

And that's it Bob's your uncle.

'My boyfriend has been a bit of 'A Max Fleming' recently; I'll probably chomp his cock off next time he tries to shove it in my mouth.'

by Precious12345678 September 29, 2011

butters to the max

Ugly in the extreme

Nah mate Sharon is butters to the MAX

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

offensive to the max

Anything that is irritating or obviously annoying, and is offensive to fashionistas everywhere.

OMG, that haircut is offensive to the max!

by shuanita December 8, 2004

iPhone 11 Pro Max

The iPhone used to flex on people. It makes no sense to get this phone if it’s oversized, overpriced, and the same thing as the regular. The only differences are that the Pro Max has one more camera, and a way higher price tag. Steve Jobs would not be happy if he saw this.

Bob: WOAH!!! U SEE JOHN’S NEW PHONE?
Chris: NO WAY, HE HAS THE IPHONE 11 PRO MAX
Christina: IDIOTS! I HAVE THE SAME EXACT PHONE!
Bob: IS UR PHONE $1,100? IS UR PHONE HUGE
Christina: ITS THE SAME— nvm.

by former New Yorker January 5, 2020

to the MAX

doing something to the extreme and it usually pisses people off

see this comic explaining to the MAX

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/tape.png

by skel'elm April 7, 2009

To The Max!

Ussually used to emphasise something and make the effects of it bigger, also it can be used to end any sentence.

Matt: What The Hell Are you doing you Idiot?

Rick: Shutup Your Gay 'To The Max!'

Matt: Well You Take It Up The Ass 'To The Max!'

by Matthew Hunter April 8, 2008

Cool to the max

Somthing really cool...so cool infact its above the max level of coolness

That movie was so cool to the max

by Safetypinpirate July 29, 2005