The baddest mother fucker i've ever seen. he's a hit man for KAOS. He also works with every US government group like CIA, NSA, FBI, US Marshals, etc. He also works with other countries like Colombia, England, Germany, etc. Don't mess with this guy. "You give me shit, I give you a bullet." - The Max
The Max is the baddest mother fucker i've ever seen
by Deep Throat 06 June 15, 2006
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Similar to min-maxing, minus any downsides. Creating a win-win situation.
Max-maxing is getting into a threesome with two hotties with negotiable morals and poor short-term memory. Completely consequence-free.
by ibelle42 May 23, 2010
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Charming, talkative guy who is really obvious when flirting but is too scared to say something. Smart, but doesn’t really show it because it isn’t his personality. Likes sports and is usually decent at things he starts. Good work ethic, and is serious about what he does. Can take a joke, and often gets teased because he can deal with it and it’s really easy for other people to do. Usually looks for the kind of girl others wouldn’t, and can’t explain why often. Very affectionate, especially with pets and babies. Often overlooked by others, and doesn’t go for popularity. Good relationship with family, and obedient most of the time. Can talk for hours on end, whether people want to listen or not. Sweet, and more caring then people know. Uses their words effectively, and commonly uses difficult words when speaking. Doesn’t want to and rarely does lose an argument, as they have a strong sense of what’s right. Pretty mature, can hang out with older kids and is well-liked.
I’ve been asking around about Max and I haven’t gotten two similar answers yet.
by RudStud February 19, 2019
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Short for "maximus" Another word for "beast"
Meaning large penis and very good at everthing
by buster123 March 9, 2015
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Max means he has a gigantic penis and all the ladies love him. Max gets all the booty!
Max: what up honeys?

Girls: can I smash you?

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Did you see max? He's the one with the large penis?
by I know someone January 24, 2017
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no definition for max because no one can define max
by maxmuftc December 30, 2015
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