I called myself 

A phrase generally used when describing a failed or fake attempt at an action in American slang.

I called myself modeling, but I was taking pictures for my blog.

I called myself cooking, but that burnt piece of chicken couldn't even qualify as food.

I called myself by CurlyBandit December 31, 2010

I'd put it in her butt. 

A broad compliment to a pretty girl. Usually in the case where you would like to sleep with her, but she isn't worth getting pregnant and having to stick around with for 18 years

You: Hey man, look at the hottie over there.
Me: Damn, yeah "I'd put it in her butt."

I'd put it in her butt. by Puddiw July 27, 2011

i will survive 

A bua is coming.
Light up the candles, and stream I Will Survive.

I Will Survive is the larry stylinson anthem.

i will survive by stream_walls February 19, 2021

I forgor💀💀💀 

I forgor💀

Hey did you bring your homework?
I forgor💀💀💀

I forgor💀💀💀 by MrTouchMe September 27, 2021

I Folded 

Giving into something you never intended to be apart of in the first place.

“It was never my intention to like him. I folded.”

I Folded by UpsetStomach.Org November 23, 2021

I think its time for you gentlemen to leave 

A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.

I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)

I think its time for you gentlemen to leave by captain poopypants November 15, 2004

I swear to fuck 

A saying that many people use when they are about to beat the living shit out of a annoying friend or some 8-year old cringy kid.

Me: I swear to fuck I am going to beat the shit out of you kid
Kid: I bet you won’t!
Me: *start beating shit out of kid*

I swear to fuck by BobpieChompers June 26, 2018