Here are some things you MUST know in order to survive, without them you may as well just shoot yourself in the
head
1)
Don't call black people the "N" word(
Yes we all know what it is)
2)
Don't stand in the middle of a fucking highway, like my friend did
3)Never get high on drugs or pist drunk, buy a gun and go home alone, you'll end up fucking yourself over
4)
Don't fuck any animals, its not polite and it is fucking nasty
5)Crack kills(Meaning don't stare at a
fat mans ass crack, if you happen to notice kill yourself A.S.A.P)
6)Never have orgy's over at your place, if your that desperate you need a life, besides you'll see many cracks(thats bad)
7)Listen to
music, who cares what kind it is, just listen to
music, without it you may as well get raped by an Elephant(I enjoy black metal)
Reading this helps many survive the daily life of a Peasent(dunno how to spell) please be kind and pass this on to as many dumbasses you know
