Dad Blast

Dad blast is where you just mash the start button and take whatever minutes you get.

Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.

by FORWARDS0G December 27, 2019

glad dad

An older man who expects he will soon have intercourse.

Check out glad dad over there; he thinks he's getting a blow job during the drive home.

by papa k dub February 20, 2009

My Dad

A person who has children but left at young age to fuck chicks and do drugs and be a general dick and still thinks he can give orders even when he hasn't seen his kids or a decade.

This can also be used as an insult.

"You are acting like my dad "

by Deadlyoz007 August 21, 2021

Dad Share

You want to share with parents but have to go through Mom to get to Dad. “Here’s our wedding pics!” “OK. I’ll Dad Share”.

“Here’s our wedding pictures!” “OK, I’ll Dad Share”

by abelltoday June 14, 2018

Dad

Someone who leaves you at age 5

Dad told me hed buy a pack of cigars. Thats was 6 years ago. Did he get into a car crash?

by Hotmanass June 23, 2019

Dad

The one who went to get milk but is still not back yet…

Homeless man: Knock Knock…
You: who’s there?
Homeless man: Not your Dad.
You:*cries*
Homeless man:*snickers at you*

by Squiggggles February 21, 2022

Dad

A dad who needs those it’s 2022 or who even has them nowadays we all got the issues instead

“How’s your dad” “which one”

by Maya Normus Bhut November 17, 2022