Bass o'clock

The magical witching hours near dusk wherein the bass and other fish begin to strike the topwater. It is the most ideal time for anglers alike to be throwing the ploppers, frogs and other topwater lures. In some instances, Bass o'clock may even sometimes be in the late stages of dawn.

Banner: "Man nothing has been hitting my plopper I think we're getting skunked boys"
Doobson: "Relax man it's not even Bass o'clock yet, we're gonna get hits soon"
Banner: "Ture you're right."
Savic: "Foggd D for Bass o'clock"

by Bannerman_ August 18, 2024

Writer's Clock

A writer's circadian rhyme and rhythm clock, now as it happens then as it is.

"Sorry for texting so early. I didn't notice the tyhme* til after I sent it. Writer's Clock."

by PartisanZ September 9, 2023

the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock

My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident

by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023

ass o'clock

A time very late at night or very early in the morning when most people are or ought to be asleep.

My sleep schedule is ruined because my favorite YouTuber uploads at ass o'clock

by the riverside November 3, 2023

Noon o’clock

A portmanteau combining the pattern of 11 o’clock, 12 o’clock, 1 o’clock, and the specially designated word “noon” to indicate 12 o’clock

Hey man, want to go grab lunch at round noon o’clock

by Time enjoyer December 22, 2023

edge'o'clock

edge'o'clock is the best time of day
its when you edge

you edge to everything
edge'o'clock is not a real time, it's every time

Niggkhil: what time is it?
BRA: it's edge'o'clock
Oreo: bet

by sid25 December 23, 2023

Three O’Clock Bomb

A blue-collar factory worker who takes a massive dump and totally decimates the employee restroom right before 3 o’clock, and then punches out and heads home.

This is considered a health and safety hazard and may include the following side effects:

- nausea

- light-headedness

- sudden loss of breath

- passing out
- circulatory issues

- stalling of work

Eric: “Holy fuck. Marco dropped a three o’clock bomb that smelled so bad the compressor maintenance guy had to stop working.”

Terry: “Even his farts have been known to literally wreak havoc and clear the break table.”

by urabanodictionaro December 27, 2023