Witching 

The act of jerking oneself off with one hand while simultaneously inserting a pole like object in your anus and performing masterbation in a manner that makes you look like you're riding a broomsitck. followed by witch like sounds of satisfaction.

I was witching so hard last night i got splinters.

Witching by Mojo23 August 28, 2016

witching 

ugly girl who walks around the club looking for a guy to dance with, but everyone just runs away from her

"dude, did you see that girllast night at the club, man she was witching hard core. when she came my way i ran to the bathroom."

witching by yung huzzle March 17, 2009

Witching 

To sneak up on a victim and shove a broom up their arse with the shrill laugh of a witch.

Johnny went to grab something under the sink, exposing himself to a witching from his evil sister.

Witching by Golden Nuggets February 23, 2024

Witching 

The act of sounding with a funnel then pouring hot sauce down the funnel causing extreme pain

I did witching last night, it hurt so fucking bad holy shit

Witching by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

witching hour 

(n.) A time deep into the evening. Usu. midnight.

(1)Markus was out drinking into the witching hour last night. (2)They say the Dark Horseman only comes during witching hours.

witching hour by Smkngmgc July 19, 2004

witching hour 

(n.) A time when almost nobody has any reason to be out. These times usually occur at night, but may happen at any time, depending on the day. It's like the doldrums of the day.

Examples of witching hours include:
2 P.M. (Workers have eaten lunch already, schoolchildren haven't been let out yet, and cutters get bored and go home.)

3 A.M. (Parties have ended, most people have either picked up a girl and are riding the night out or have gone home.)
5 P.M on sunday (Nobody is coming back from work, but everything is closed, and schoolchildren are finishing their homework.)

witching hour by sundayssuck June 10, 2009

witching hour 

The hour right after the bar closes, during which time the fuzz will pull you over for any reason, or no reason at all just to see if you're intoxicated.

Roy might not have gotten a DUI, except he drove during the witching hour

witching hour by recognize1337 April 28, 2009