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hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard
Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there
by Madfor December 28, 2021
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roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining
Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night
by alfredhopper March 23, 2022
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AD NAUSEUM STACKS CARPERS

People who get a RISE IN THEIR LEE VIES.

Following the ADCOPIUM statutes in MALAY.

A TREMENDOUS HUMAN BEING

MOMENTUM CHANGE
You want to leave me AFIELD because you continue to be an AD NAUSEUM STACKS CARPERS as you insistently enjoy PUSHING MY BUTTONS to see what competitive TRESPASS BULLCRAP EXCUSE you can come up with to earn criticize me in how I SHAVE IN YOUR BATHROOM MY HEMORRHOIDS avoiding MY ASSH0LE.

Look if you are going to FUCK PROPERLY listen AD NAUSEUM STACKS CARPERS to those PR PEOPLE at BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY YELLING , "HE'S 0NE OF US" , no , I say FUCK that is not quite right as you mean , 9 19 33 66 = 128, and what you are saying WARREN EDWARD BUFFET AND CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER, "he's one of "US US" and I say now that is excellent INTESTINE all fortitude as make it simple and don't use those STEEP CURSE WORDS in that COFFEE HOUSE as just do the YELL LIKE ELON!!!! , 9 19 33 66 UU BITCH!!!!!

Hey you know AD NAUSEUM STACKS CARPERS smoked them all out including those PEDANTIC STUCK UP PARSIMONIIOUS STANFORD KNOW IT ALLS as OWEN is the MAN of the CENTURY of the perfect coach of abolishing that nauseating NOISE out there OF the ADCOPIUM RACE.

Introducing the most efficient largest CAPITALIZED and most efficient corporation to be in the word CUT THE FAT to ADD THE RIGHT NEW FAT and those AD NAUSEUM STACKS CARPERS is just those GUEST SUPERVISORS that are still shopping the SANTA CRUZ for the LEFT S0AP.
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE July 12, 2022
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Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
by Banditheeler July 29, 2022
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Eye watch cape horn

Man: Eye watch Cape Horn
Woman: WHAT do you watch?
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 August 17, 2022
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The shaky carpenter

A sexual act of announcing “this is how we did it in Allentown” while shaking your penis before entering a hole.
I gave my girl the shaky carpenter last night.
by WDAsplin December 20, 2022
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Wearing a cape

The act of pretending to be a 'hero' and a good person by 'helping' people (usually spreading awareness online and guilt-tripping people into donating) and expecting others to agree with your ideologies instead of helping out of the goodness of your heart without expecting anything back. In other words, performative activism.
1: "You're a terrible person for not donating and spreading awareness!"
2: "Have fun wearing a cape"
by HolyFluid August 8, 2024
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