Michael Bowler

A sexy kid that just wants nudes , And gets all the girls because he’s hot

Omg Michael your so sexy . Girl 2 , Omg Michael ur sexy Michael bowler I love u

Michael Bowler by Elebith Jen October 23, 2018

Bread Bowled 

(Verb) When a woman takes an empty (but warm) bread bowl and uses it like a pocket pussy on her man's penis.

Michelle totally bread bowled John last night - he got that warm gluten for sure!

Bread Bowled by Chim&Jom December 6, 2020

Milk Bowling Balls 

A term used to describe the perfect set of juicy, wonderful, big, luscious breasts that do not only make your penis rock hard, but also fills your heart with warm pleasure, you get feelings about making the lady as happy as you can for the rest of her life, and you straight up enter a state of mindfulness.

"Bruh those were the greatest set of boobs I have ever seen on a woman. Those things were straight up milk bowling balls."

Milk Bowling Balls by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021

bowling scale 

a way of determining how far someone has gone sexually; like the bases, but more specific.
gutterball=kiss
7-10 split=feeling up
spare=hand job/fingering
strike=oral sex
turkey=69
slytherin=sex

Tom: hey so i turkey-ed with a girl the other night
Bob: that's nice on the new bowling scale, i know what you mean

bowling scale by slytherin=dirty July 27, 2010

Colon-bowlin' 

A term for anal sex.

I went colon-bowlin' with Bruce last night.

Colon-bowlin' by Slam-a-lam-a-ding-ding-ding-dong September 12, 2008

Finger Bowling 

-verb

To stick your thumb in your man's ass while your middle and ring fingers fondle his balls.

"I can't get my nails did, I'm going finger bowling."

Finger Bowling by emm aka bella April 17, 2010

bowling for soup 

A super super cool band, all there albums are exellent and people who dont like em should be .... *thinks*....shouted at alot, lol

Bowling for soup are the greatest band ever!

bowling for soup by Jonny September 4, 2003