Chim&Jom's definitions

jombly

When someone flushes just their crap, and then they wipe after flushing and leave the toilet paper decaying in the bowl for all to see.

Why is there just a wad of toilet paper in the toilet... did Andy fucking jombly again!?

by Chim&Jom December 15, 2020

jombly

When someone flushes just their crap, and then they wipe after flushing and leave the toilet paper decaying in the bowl for all to see.

Why is there just a wad of toilet paper in the toilet... did Andy fucking jombly again!?

by Chim&Jom December 15, 2020

jombly

When someone flushes just their crap, and then they wipe after flushing and leave the toilet paper decaying in the bowl for all to see.

Why is there just a wad of toilet paper in the toilet... did Andy fucking jombly again!?

by Chim&Jom December 15, 2020

jombly

When someone flushes just their crap, and then they wipe after flushing and leave the toilet paper decaying in the bowl for all to see.

Why is there just a wad of toilet paper in the toilet... did Andy fucking jombly again!?

by Chim&Jom December 15, 2020

jombly

(Noun) When someone flushes their crap, and then they wipe their ass and leave the toilet paper decaying in the bowl without flushing it down.-

Dude, why is there just toilet paper sitting in the toilet.... did Andy fucking jombly again?

by Chim&Jom December 15, 2020

Praise me

"Praise me" is to be said after a badass moment where someone feels they deserve praise. The words MUST be accompanied by raising your left hand above your head and repeatedly waggling your fingers.

Damn dude... did you just see how high I jumped my dirt bike!? Praise me! (accompanied by the hand motion)

by Chim&Jom December 6, 2020

Bread Bowled

(Verb) When a woman takes an empty (but warm) bread bowl and uses it like a pocket pussy on her man's penis.

Michelle totally bread bowled John last night - he got that warm gluten for sure!

by Chim&Jom December 6, 2020