dad

a person who said they went to get milk and never came back

other kids: wheres your dad?
me: whats a dad?

by 🌸ur mom🌸 April 19, 2020

Ice age baby dad

A tall guy with a broad nose and body type with a dark brown bob cut from the first ice age movie

Wow Cailan looks like the ice age baby dad

by Feetus yeetus April 19, 2020

bens dad

Only the coolest and sexiest of people can be called bens dad

Oh look at that guy he’s such a bens dad

by Holbs April 21, 2020

Dad

Please come back.

Me: Its been 9 years dad please come back with the milk

by gdnnfh April 24, 2020

dad

dad has new gf

dad is not cool

by PIZZA GAL May 6, 2020

Dad

Magician

Person 1: My dad is a magician
Person 2: For real what can he do
Person 1: He disappeared. HE went "Abracadabra alakazam watch me as I disappear forever"

by I make bad jokes May 6, 2020

Dad

The man that fucked your mom

“Hey dad…” “Wait dad DAD DAAADDDD *Cries* where’d you go dad”

by AreYouDumb May 17, 2020