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by anonymous November 26, 2023

Dad

Gone

Did you mean milk?

Dad is just waiting in the queue for milk it must have been a pretty long line because he has been there for 4 years.

by bobsyjr April 19, 2021

Dad Task

A task only a father can do the right way.

Tasks might include: packing the car, cutting the lawn, loading the dishwasher, etc...

"Dave is such a cool guy and a great father. I'm sure he would beat me at any Dad Task known to man."

by MacGyver McGoo September 2, 2021

VIDEO GAME DAD

Rank 1 Olaf. Tyler1's idol. Best Reinhardt in the entire world. ALL DUDES LOVE HIM! If you see this bodacious man on the rift, do yourself a favour and spread your femboy cheeks early or he will do it against your will. He is immune to all forms of CC. He has also never lost a video game in his entire life.

Nerd: Omg lol I'm vs VIDEO GAME DAD off olaf
Other Nerd: counter point he is literally playing naut top

by miseelise October 1, 2023

Dad

Guy1:Something you don't have.

Guy2:LMAO

My dad left me!

by MishoGBG February 20, 2023

Dad

Ran away on when I was born

Me:born
Dad:runs like flash

by The person who you see November 9, 2019

Dad Share

You want to share with parents but have to go through Mom to get to Dad. “Here’s our wedding pics!” “OK. I’ll Dad Share”.

“Here’s our wedding pictures!” “OK, I’ll Dad Share”

by abelltoday June 14, 2018