poke your pie

the act of female masterbation

Don't have sex with him. Just poke your pie.

by Bama Beauty December 29, 2007

Mississippi Mud Pie

When a girl shits and then proceeds to piss on said shit. Then the guy takes the shit shoves it in her vagina and proceeds with intercourse

Ezekiel: Yo Eric I heard you Mississippi mud pied Ana last night! Is that true?
Eric: Fuck yeah I did! Best night worst clean up.

by Ditsganf February 2, 2018

curry cream pie

An Indian Woman's Hot Wet Pussy

"Man have you seen that new Indian woman Muhgda who just moved next door? Damn shes so fine, i just want to bury my face into her sweet curry cream pie!"

by Maltese Hanson April 26, 2008

pie face

The face film star, Ron Jeremy makes while performing oral sex on a woman.

When Jeremiah came into the room with a pie face on, we all intantly knew what he had been up to.

by Pie_master April 19, 2006

Pork Pie Hat

A sexual maneuver in which after giving the female a creampie the male proceeds to attach a ham to the top of his head through the use of tape, string or other means. The male then thrusts his ham-topped-head into the female's vagina giving himself a pork(cream)pie hat. Removal of the ham is purely optional.

Girl 1: I accidentally a whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: You accidentally what?
Girl 1: A whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: That's bad can you even walk straight?
Girl 1: It's starting to itch.
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Guy 1: So I was giving this girl a pork pie hat when-
Jerome: WHAT ARE YA DOING!? YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT GIVING PORK PIE HATS IN THE BAND ROOM! YOU'RE GIVING ME HEADACHE.
Guy 1: Geez, I'm sorry it's just she really enjoyed it.
Jerome: Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Girl 1: Seriously it's really itching bad

by Pedo-Bear December 9, 2008

pie in my pants

a large pie that is inside the pants i am wearing.

Well, hello Ezra, there is a pie in my pants.

by ham_sandwich August 4, 2003

Apple Pie Shot

An inventive party drink made with one shot of either vodka (preferred) or rum, mixed with apple juice and cinnamon. After taking the drink, leave it in your mouth, then dispense whipped cream, and shake all together.

Person 1: Dude! Did you see that chick drinking an apple pie shot?

Person 2: Yea! She sure can stuff a lot of cream in her mouth.

by Drink Master April 6, 2010