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a large pie that is inside the pants i am wearing.
Well, hello Ezra, there is a pie in my pants.
by ham_sandwich August 04, 2003
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when a girl has pie in her pants it means that she is wet...
Whoah! I looked at you and pied my pants!
by Adam Miller August 06, 2005
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