playsleep

Slang term for when someone pretends to be asleep for whatever reason.

She came in at about 2 AM so I just laid there with my eyes closed, but she didn’t know it was playsleep.

playsleep by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019

playboi.krimson 

Playboi.krimson never EVER EVER EVER misses, he don’t miss, he got his name from Playboi.Tatasumi, a little man that says, “Simon solos”, he also never misses and likes to watch Gintama, “BTW watch Gintama” he said in a comment

I’m hot like Playboi.krimson

playboi.krimson by Gintoki_Tard February 20, 2021

Playground Hoppers 

Another term for pedophiles. Similar in meaning to the term “theatre hoppers” or “theatre hopping,” which means to buy a ticket for one movie and hop from movie to movie within the theatre in hopes of not getting caught.

Uncle Ron the Pedo drives his large SUV around the city hopping from playground to playground in hopes of finding children. We like to call him and those similar to him playground hoppers.

Playground Hoppers by sexy italian man July 19, 2021

playnket 

A blanket or comforter that is used only for sex. Often of questionable cleanliness and always worn out and looks like it should have been throwing away a long time ago, the defining features are that it matches absolutely nothing else about the decor room, it is worn thin in many places, and has anonymous, random stains that will never come out no matter how clean it might or might not be. Often used for hook ups, one night stands, anonymous, sex, or sloppy solo sessions.

Anthony: Waz up brah?

Ignacio: Brah I am horny af and got blueballz hella mad.

Anthony: Brah you didn hook up wit dat gramps from grinder? He was hella wantin you to top him mad crazy an shit!

Ignacio: brah, we was lickin and sweatin and I was on rock like a muthafuka. I saw me some hella nice hole and was lined up to make him go all wooka wooka…

Anthony: wat the shit go bad?

Ignacio: brah, we was all drippin the nutjuice and he grabs a playnket that was hella crusty.

Antonio: Nah way brah!

Ignacio: legit. I waz off rock and limpy like hell no. I zipped and split.

Anthony: fuck I’m sorry brah that shit is lame.

Susan: You guys are so gross.

playnket by Ka05mau5 June 10, 2023

2k player 

Those noobs you come across on Dota who don't know how to play for shit. They feed all game, use the stupidest builds, then blame you for losing the game.

You: Why did that Antimage just build a diffusal blade?!?!
Your friend: What do you expect? He's a 2k player

2k player by Sn0w:] December 25, 2016

New Player 

A 6'1 Sigma GOD of a person, popular on the hit mobile game AFK Arena.

Recognized by his classic Patrick Bateman profile pictures (Literally him) and Greek god physique, along with his many goth ehoes. Just a total alpha across the board TBH.

New Player: Hey lol
*Goth Ehoe*: I'd suck the soul out of you New Player

New Player by New Player December 22, 2022

mp3 player 

small compact and light weight portable digital audio media player that people can download illegal MP3 songs and put them on it

you seen that new i-pod?

mp3 player by randy [blur] robbins July 4, 2005