The Hobo Kicker 

A sadistic maniac thought to be stalking the streets of New York, NY since as early as 1997. This villain is thought to kick peacefully sleeping hobos and anyone else that is passed out on the street. The police believe him to also be married to one or more donkeys out in international waters.

When I was crawling home from the rad party I passed out and was ambushed and kicked by The Hobo Kicker.

The Hobo Kicker by der_good_citizen_der_NY April 27, 2009

Kickstand Effect 

The Kickstand Effect often happens in the middle of the night. When still groggy from just waking up, males will often turn over to their other side. Not realizing they have morning wood from just waking up, their penis will get in the way and bend, causing extreme discomfort.

Morning wood, Kickstand Effect

Kickstand Effect by Kastera1000 April 10, 2010

kicking the bucket 

Dying. Ending up dead. Turning into a corpse.

My uncle John ended up kicking the bucket last week, have to go to his shitty funeral tomorrow.

kicking the bucket by Jackledead October 28, 2013

Junk Kicked Smile 

A facial gesture in which eyes become inexplicably larger than normal, fake smile contains Christmas-morning appeal and appears to be surprisingly genuine, albeit classically creepy.

The Junk Kicked Smile is found when a picture take-ee experiences some sort of breath-taking phenomenon - such as a Junk Kick - right before the click. Very difficult to fake as one then must remain in freeze frame until the photo is complete.

Junk Kicked Smile by TravisD Ballz June 13, 2008

Nice Fresh Kicks 

outstanding sneakers

Wow you are sporting some nice fresh kicks yo .

Nice Fresh Kicks by nicefreshkicks.com May 17, 2011

Kickin 

Sweet.Completely cool.

Omg that party will be kickin tonight!

Kickin by Wiggstress October 19, 2002

kickin the bobos

1. Hanging out
2. Doing one's own thing
3. Slang to describe a situtation generally

So I was kicking the bobos, and then George and Ryan came over and we played some hot flaming Risk(TM) action. (Played a board game... i.e. had a good time hanging out)

John was kicking the bobos, and then his girlfriend came over; then they they proceded to watch a movie.

Jebediah was kicking the bobos on the levy, and this lynch mob came out of no where, thus there was a mighty pussiant high speed car chase as a result.

kickin the bobos by Ioanies Maximus November 11, 2003