When you masturbate with a single sock and only one sock to feel a great sensation. After two year. if only using that sock you are obligated to marry that sock.
by Funny goober May 18, 2022
Get the Single sock sensation mug.Husband: Where are all my lost socks?
Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020
Get the sock kraken mug.by S0L4RSYST3M February 28, 2023
Get the perro socks mug.A girl who frequently sleeps with radio DJs, podcasters, and anyone who uses a microphone to make a living.
"I banged this chick on the weekend, but she also slept with our morning show host, and afternoon DJ. She's a total Mic Sock, bro"
by teddyyql December 1, 2014
Get the Mic Sock mug.Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.
"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
Get the Croation Cum Sock mug.A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
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