Sarasota Happy Hour

The best time of the day to increase one's chances at being able to solicit a hand job from an over 60, geriatric male or female.

Roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. He was always assured of getting off during Sarasota Happy Hour.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Shag Happy

Shag Happy is a term used to describe a person who has casual sex but ensures that all parties involved are pleased with the later outcome and that there is clarity in where they stand. There are no crossed wires, nobody is getting screwed over and there is no ill feeling or 'bad blood' afterwards. There's honesty between the parties involved and no tricks, plays, mind games or deceit.
Being Shag Happy relates more to the approach of casual sex and is not exclusive to only ever being casual. Relationships can still form, whether romantic or platonic and so on.

The term is heavily inspired by the Austin Powers movies, in which the lead character regularly uses the British slang term 'shag'.

I had sex with Adam last night, but it's okay, he's shag happy so everything is cool between us.

by Shag Happy Creator August 24, 2019

scissor happy

Scissor happy is to be using scissors and then cut something up that you shouldn't (to get carried away)
related word- doodle happy

Why's this sign cut up?
Oh yeh i got a bit scissor happy

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 19, 2004

trigger happy

Someone who cant help but to pull the trigger every chance they get

Gangsta1:iight this is how its gonna go down.
*gun shot*
Gangsta1:goddamn, we aint even out the house n already ur shooting shit.
Gangsta2:my bad.
Gangsta3:trigger happy mo fucker.

by Young Gangsta May 19, 2006

a few french fries short of a happy meal

Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.

I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!

by Junipersmile April 8, 2007

not happy Jan

The phrase 'not happy Jan' was popularised by an Australian Telstra ad realised in 2002. It quickly entered the Aussie vernacular.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.

Argh! I can't believe that the postman hasn't delivered my package today! NOT HAPPY JAN!

by ApexB September 25, 2005

crack happy

When you're on crack (a type of drug), you usually laugh and act a lot happier than you really should. Feeling crack happy is when you feel way happier about something than you really should.

A friend just gave you an M&M and you start jumping up and down like you've just won the lottery. Your friend says, "You're crack happy over that little M&M?"

by Alex Lennon October 31, 2007