lick my duck’s asshole! 

One of innumerable ways of telling someone to fuck off.

Why don’t you lick my duck’s asshole!

lick my duck’s asshole! by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023

You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle 

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard

Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”

You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle by killacrip August 12, 2021

I’m stuck like a duck with no luck

When your stuck like a duck with no luck

HELP I’M STUCK LIKE A DUCK WITH NO LUCK

I’m stuck like a duck with no luck by Suster creator god June 16, 2022

Lame Duck 

When a nude female straddles a male with his cock out and no penetration is made but she takes the cock in her hands behind her back near her ass region and humps while jerking him behind her back like simulating fake sexual intercourse (aka Fucking).

Liz totally gave Kyle a lame duck on New Years Eve.

Lame Duck by BoyWithBallsOnChin June 6, 2010

fuck a duck 

exclaimation of awe or surprise

-Fuck a duck! Did you see that shot
from mid-court? Swoosh!
-Fuck a duck! You scared the shit outta
me!

fuck a duck by Tobias Foxx May 1, 2003

fumb duck 

smart ass

ur such a fumb duck

fumb duck by !nVAzN^ October 12, 2003

Buttfuck a baby duck 

When things have gone so wrong beyond "fuck a duck" status. Coined with the implication that pedophilia is one of the worst things to do as a human, coupled with the connotation of humiliation associated with the unwilling recepient of anal sex.

That stupid bitch had to loudly tell me, "Good luck on the statutory charges," in front of that playground. Buttfuck a baby duck.

Buttfuck a baby duck by Farty McFucker March 16, 2009