Cat Stack 

Cat stack is a game where you stack random objects on a sleeping/otherwise incapacitated cat. Such objects are light enough not to kill it, otherwise the cat will become kill. Not road kill. Just kill

Cat + (paper plates, cups, phones, gameboys, a netbook, 3 bags of popcorn, and 17 DVD's and a blu-ray) = Cat Stack

Cat Stack by Raejekii November 21, 2011

cat and mouse 

a game played by 3rd graders at my school.when every ones a mouse except 1 person and they run around until all the mice have been caught. or a game played by 2 people in a SEXUAL way when a invisible mouse goes into a womans pussy and claims it home and the cat inother words the dick goes in to fish the mouse out by fuckin the girls brains out until he is sure hes ridded the mouse.

katie lets play cat and mouse

cat and mouse by asia July 12, 2004

Cat Eyes 

The untanned area directly under a girls ass cheeks that resemble cat eyes when bent over. Resulting from neither the suns nor the tanning beds ability to shine there.

Shelly bent over and it looked like a giant pair of cat eyes staring back at me.

Cat Eyes by John Wesley February 11, 2008

Cat Bath 

When you haven't bathed in over 24 hours and can still convince someone to give you oral sex, achieving both pleasure and a measure of cleanliness.

I'm filthy. I haven't bathed in at least a week, though I did get a couple of cat baths from the 'ol ball and chain.

Cat Bath by Rhellen's Robot March 11, 2011

Cat Melojin 

also see 'cat'; 'shitemelodeon'.

Cat Melojin by Puisin September 3, 2003

cat's crack 

To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.

WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Ooooh!! Will you assemble it for me?
HUSBAND: I started on it last night, but I made a cat's crack of it.

cat's crack by Mícheál Mac Fheorais May 15, 2006

cat prod

The act of humourously annoying a cat by poking it with ones finger or other dull object.

Engaging in cat prod is not recommended if the cat is in heat.

"Dude, I played cat prod for like an hour last night. I even forgot to study calculus, 'cause it was so funny. Anyways, that's where I got these scratches."

cat prod by EddieB March 10, 2007