Jebediah Kerman

Jebediah Kerman is the centerpiece of the religion known as 'Kerbalism.'

Josh: heil jebediah kerman
Clyde: amen

by I. Hate. Life. November 2, 2020

Motan

Deity of the Church of the Holy Yeetscope. He is merciful, all powerful, and has a massive schlong. Only through his power can we achieve the almighty 420 Yeetscope, as prophesied. He often appears holding a staff, surrounded by banana trees, while getting sconed. All non-believers will never achieve a round winning kill, or have their moms get the camera. The most holy numbers are 420 and 69, as told in his cummandments.

Wow, I didn't think I'd be able to pull off that Yeetscope, but Motan is all powerful.

by Moe Tan February 27, 2015

fub free

Follow Unfollow Block free; used a lot on twitter esp by Korean accounts.

Feel free to follow/unfollow/block, it doesn't matter to me. fub free

by twitterop October 8, 2016

Bat-faced Jelly

Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.

“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”

by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016

up on the screen

Where mental images one puts while masterbating

Phil: " I'd like to fuck that waitress wouldn't you?"
Slick: " I already did this morning by putting her up on the screen".

by Mr.Tissue February 8, 2018

soyence

Soyence is the abuse of science (or pseudoscience) to push a political agenda. In soyence, data is cherry picked or even invented to prove a supposed point. Anything which contradicts it is ignored, or accused of being patriarchal etc. Unlike real science, it does not tolerate multiple viewpoints, or require proper peer review. Like real science, it does change, but only to support whatever political viewpoint is fashionable this week.

"Have a look at this article in the Guardian which says gravity is a social construct and discriminates against big people."
"Nah, mate, that's just soyence."

"It's really ageist not allowing ten year olds to drive trucks. Scientists say they have great communication skills and spatial awareness."
"That's soyence too."

"Fact check: Humans are just another type of animal, and chimps share 99% of our DNA. Therefore chimps should be given complete human rights."

"Fact checked by soyence more like."

by RayBidd May 11, 2021

june wick

Chaotic evil kid from chicago who’s the son of Donald trump and aspires to conquer the world and multiverse

Known as “junior Grimes” or “mistah J” but make no mistake, old J will find a way to win at any cost and is a master of illusion since he can appear innocent and harmless when he’s the complete opposite of that.

EXAMPLE:

I am June wick, hear the screams of my victims as terror engulfs the entire city!

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News report: this just in! June wick has been revealed as the mastermind behind the second Holocaust, it’s every man for himself

President: god help us all

June wick: there is no god. Only June >:)

by Mf boone December 7, 2021