I miss you

When you miss someone so much, you start searching it in Urban Dictionary.

I miss you! Damn it.

by Very lonely in Manila :)) December 22, 2010

I have a Boyfriend

A sentence used by a Woman with a Boyfriend. Is used when someone asks her out for a date but she doesn't want to go because she is loyal to her Boyfriend.

Can also be used by narcissistic women with a Boyfriend who think they are so much Better than everyone else that everytime a guy talks to her she thinks he wants to smash no matter who the guy is or why he talks to her.

Guy: Hi there! Can i buy you a Drink?
Girl: Thanks but i have a Boyfriend.

Guy: Good morning.
Girl: Sorry i have a Boyfriend

Guy: Hey, i think i found your...
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend.

Cop: Can i see your insurance and registration please.
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend

by RiguRagu November 13, 2018

I mean what

a phrase that you add just after saying something that you wouldn't necessarily say out loud

man, if it doesn't snow, I'm gonna kill a baby...I mean, what?

by deuces and shrooms February 3, 2004

i am not the one

A way of saying "don't f*&%$ with me" if someone is trying to start shit with you in any way shape or form or I will retaliate.

Vonshay was tryin' to be up in my shit, and I'm like, bitch I am NOT the one.

by Ekeoutmyisis July 30, 2016

I am the walrus

Something you say when you are the walrus.

The Walrus: I am the walrus

by Ollie B. December 24, 2008

I Love You

The three hardest words to say in the English Language.

When done properly, side effects include: A seeming absence of your stomach, silence, perhaps tears, and an overwhelming joy.

by Leiko October 10, 2004

dis i like

On YouTube if someone dislikes a video which is generally liked, one of the comments might say that the people who disliked the video thought it said "dis i like"

dislike (dis I like)

ex: 4,234,134 likes 98 dislikes ,someone who likes the video would would say something like "98 people thought the dislike button said "dis I like

by ganjaabuser July 25, 2011