dr. witnock

An 8th grade science teacher from The Midwest who loves her rocks. She's been teaching for over 30 years, and looks older, and is tougher than most of her rocks.

Hey did you take that test for Dr. Witnock?
Yeah, it was pretty hard.

by Megfowler1 October 18, 2015

Winona State

Winona State University is a college where students are able to learn how to improve their world and the community around them, as well as be successful in any career that the students choose to pursue. Through intense studying and commitment, this can be done while also attending the many parties, shindigs and get-togethers at the University while getting smashed, hammered, nailed, penetrated, blown, drunk, high, and last but not least, getting laid.
These activities are able to be done largely in part from the dedication of the students to their party-tastic lifestyle and the commitment involved within said lifestyle. This is all great, but the clincher is the 5:1 girl:guy ratio that sets Winona State apart from the rest.

Dude, we need to party and get laid!
Ummmm, duh. That's why we are going to Winona State!

by MisterSmiles February 20, 2009

Jehovah's Witness

A group of people who's faces are flat from getting doors slammed in their faces.

Jehovah's Witness: Ouch, my face feels like Kansas.

by slatte November 13, 2006

screaming without the s

Without someone is so grand, you cum at the sight of it

I'm screaming without the s at the Marry alice thumbnails.

by Joey lost August 11, 2021

Bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce

The ability, no, the art form of being able to bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce is monumentally critical to one's survival. Otherwise known as "BOOCWGLITS", this talent enables the beholder to take copious amounts of drugs without entering "the sauce". The sauce is the point where you are so inebriated you cannot come back. BOOCWGLITS is an amazing feat that few possess. Remaining calm and in control while still feeling the affect of drugs is booling out control without getting lost in the sauce

"Bro how was the party?"

"Dude, I don't even remember I was so wasted"

"You just need to bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce!"

by Nate.io June 13, 2018

change lanes without indicating

Whilst having penetrative vaginal intercourse with a woman, usually with her on all fours in the "doggy" position, a man might suddenly transfer his penis from to her anus, without warning the woman of this sudden change. The woman's reaction is usually like that of other motorists when a driver swerves into another lan on the road without indicating: she honks loudly and attempts to stop.

"I was going away busily at this woman who was a bit loose, so I decided to take my chance, and changed lanes without indicating. You could have heard her yell in Sacramento, but boy, was she tighter there."

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

Dawkins' Witness

Slang term for evangelical atheists, who are always trying to convert you to atheism. A take-off on Jehovah's Witness, who are always coming around trying to convert you. These guys are the same thing in reverse, preaching Richard Dawkins to anyone who will listen.

Man, a Dawkins' Witness just came by my cubical preaching again. I couldn't get rid of him.

by DelawareGuy January 4, 2008