whiffle swear

Pulling off on a swear word such as "shit" so that the consonants are exaggerated. So "shit" would be pronounced as "shhhhhhhhhhhhit" with a hard "t" at the end. Often used when goofing around, and not want to sound harsh when swearing.

After losing a game of ping pong I exclaimed, a whiffle swear

by CurtisLumber October 12, 2015

whiffy jiffy

Cocaine.

Dude, I can't believe she did all the yayo! It' s one thing to buy blow and share it and someone who can do all the whiffy jiffy in one night by themselves is demented!

by Miss Butter May 2, 2016

Whiffing Matthew

When you douse your finger in ball sweat and then wave your finger under someone's nose.

Dude, that dude just gave me a whiffing Matthew and by the smell I think he might have cancer!

by CoreyFeldman October 27, 2017

whiffnsauce

a slight trace of odor or smell accompanied by a liquid shart.

Todd was putting his whiffnsauce into the microphone, then realized he needed to wipe. BRB - bathroom break.

by Overkill_311 November 27, 2017

Whiff City

A scenario in which a player (of an FPS game) repeatedly misses shots on an opponent, despite their skill or experience. unlike whiffing, Whiff City is used to describe an absurdly high amount of whiffing.

*wastes an entire clip on enemy*

You: "Bro wtf"
Teammate: "Jesus Christ Whiff City dude."

by Bang Smyth May 27, 2018

Wufflefluff

A butthole that is too large to measure by convenient methods.

After years of scientific research on the diameter of Tommy's butthole, they decided to classify it as Wufflefluff-1. The first butthole that was too large to measure.

by pottedWillow September 8, 2020

whumf

The word “what” but with GLAMOUR

Guy 1: “I named my dog 5 Miles so I can say I walk 5 Miles everyday!”
Guy 2: “I ran over 5 miles.”
Guy 1: “WHUMF?”

by ItsOddsock October 27, 2020