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Every member of the Antifa Board of Supervisors is on Twitter. Coincidence? I think not.
by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
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twitter ghost

Someone that posts multiple tweets, but never gets a "mention", so they feel invisible on Twitter.
John: OMG! I've posted 73 tweets and not ONE SINGLE RESPONSE!!! I feel like a twitter ghost.

Ichabod: What are you saying? All I hear is, "Blah, blah, blah."
by iconoguy November 10, 2009
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the twister

when you wrap your middle finger and ring finger around your index finger and stick it into a womens vagina
Girl 1: So i saw you leave with your cousins bf last night
Girl 2: yeah i felt guilty but he sure knew how to give the twister
by mink mysta January 29, 2008
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Black Twitter

noun.) the portion of twitter where most African Americans and minorities are focused in. The social area of the black community. There is considered to be two sides of "dark" twitter because of all the jokes, profanity, and nudes that are on one spectrum, and the activism, and intellect on the other.
Simply type in "#blacktwitter" into the twitter search bar and find everything related to black twitter.
by Omg Ojb August 28, 2013
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twitter

n. - the facebook "status" bar...without the rest of facebook.

v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.
"hey guys, i'm brushing my teeth and i didn't even have to boot up my computer to tell you! fuck yeah!"

"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"

"...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"

"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"
by iamawordwhore April 26, 2009
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Twitter

A place where twats with delusions of grandeur can write about anything mundane and trivial in their lives, all the while believing that the whole world wants to know.
Jim has no friends and no life but he regularly posts on Twitter about pretty much nothing for the whole world to read. Twitter has given Jim an entourage of random strangers and makes him feel like a rock star.
by Non-Twatterer July 17, 2009
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Twitter Boy

A young person that stands close to a less tech-savvy older person and retrieves information on request from an Iphone.
A friend that will check anything you ask promptly from a mobile device.
Hey Twitter Boy, can you get me the score from the football, send three emails and get Danny on youtube?
by Golden Harbour Bridge March 2, 2011
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