pyro-phalic tendancy

The will or desire to light either your or others penises on fire. Thats right... on fire.

Last night i was with shirely, and she lit my cock on fire, That bitch has got a pyro-phalic tendancy!!

by Richard Hurts February 5, 2007

meat tenderizer

A ugly girl who causes a dudes dick to go soft.

Aye yo, she a real meat tenderizer.
- I know right

by Ronald G January 2, 2006

Tendernob

San Francisco, California term for the area on the border between the economically depressed neighborhood of the Tenderloin and the upscale Nob Hill district. Provides striking juxtapositions of wealth and poverty. Often used with sexually suggestive implications.

I was at Geary and Leavenworth in the Tendernob when I saw some desperate girl climb into a stranger's Grand Cherokee.

by Leslie Doppler Hammond March 2, 2008

tendertip

Noun.

The sensation males acquire the day(s) after a long session of dry humping.
The greater the prude, the more tender the tip.
Historically, tendertip is rumored to be the fundamental reason males take-on girlfriends and wives. The great Japanese poet Ryokan once wrote (paraphrasing) "Even through kimonos, by and by, amorous advances turn abrasive."

This quote is especially noteworthy in modern times as jeans and cotton boxers rule the day, extending the rawness and duration of tendertip throughout the globe.
At present, the greatest sufferers of tendertip remain the religious prudes, which explains their early marriage age and refusal to pull out (see: coitus interruptus), thereby spawning children like gremlins.

Padilla: Got an itch there, bud?
Nick: I wish.

or

Stu: Late night, eh?
Joey: How can you tell?
Stu: Well, while your eyes are bright red, yes, your awkward walking style, as tho you've been castrated, is purely from the tendertip pain. You shoulda gone with some sweat pants or Lululemons, old sport.

or

Penny: Nice bit of bump and grind out there on the dance floor last night, Labamba.
Hustler: Felt great then, now... Not so much.
Penny: Tendertip?
Hustler: Like a scratch on the eye.
Penny: And so commitment was born...

by Rykirb January 4, 2010

cute tendencies

a person who is not considered socially attractive, hot or fine, but have certain traits (e.g. the way they dress, facial features) that make them "cute" and thus, "hot" in a next-door neighbor sort of way.

He's got cute tendencies, but I'm not sure what I think of him otherwise.

by Tristan Schofield May 3, 2004

tenderfoot

The first rank to be earned upon entering Boy Scouts.

"Damnit Joe, this goes by rank, tenderfoots in back."

by Mr. Stoner August 20, 2005

Tendie-pendants

Individuals, usually older able-bodied teenagers or young adults, who live at home with their parents or family in a household without contributing financially or socio-economically in any form. Synonymous with terms such as "neckbeard" or "manchildren," tendie-pedendants rely solely on their family members for room-and-board, food, and decisions for their well-being. Most often they live at their Mother’s home and constantly demand their favorite food, “tendies,” (chicken tenders) in exchange for “good boy points" used in turn as disposable income.

Our Counterstrike: Global Offensive Team might be short two players tonight, Michael and Nicholas are Tendie-pendants who do not have enough good boy points to play tonight.

by bigmillystyle December 7, 2016