porn truffle

The articles of printed pornography found by chance in woods and waste ground by British children in the pre-internet age.

Where'd you get that mucky mag?

It's a porn truffle I found down in the woods.

by Jambo Tallahassee January 1, 2018

Butt truffle

Sticking a thumb up someone's butt and coming away with poo covered hemorrhoid on the tip of thumb.

Hypothetical situation. Drunken thoughts on butt foreplay.

"Freddie was getting real into the backside foreplay but stopped when he got a butt truffle as a parting gift."

by tiffcakes July 10, 2016

Truffle Muffle

Verb - To perform oral sex on a woman. Named after the manner, motion, and sounds a pig uses when hunting for truffles in the woods.

Jeremy was so committed that Fridays were set aside to truffle muffle Cynthia.

by sensitive penguin January 21, 2014

Love Truffle

A shit created due to extreme excitement or strain during sex/a sexual act

I was about to blow all over this girl's face when I squeezed out a luffle...kinda ruined the moment.

Dude, last night I was going down on this girl when I felt a love truffle pushing against my chin, not cool!!!

by Ubermore April 13, 2009

truffle shuffle

When you got a fat ass friend named Rick and you slap that fat ass neck and his whole body jiggle.

Do the truffle shuffle or some shit.

by allen Mitchel November 15, 2016

snuffling for truffles

this is what the devil does on thursday afternoons

everybody knows that snuffling for truffles is wrong, but satan flies in the face of social convention

by h.monkey February 5, 2004

Truffle Fries

When guys use truffle butter as lubricant to do each other in the ass.

After Bob and Ken got done tag teaming Lisa, they used her truffle butter to make truffle fries by rubbing her butter on their cocks as lube to do each other in the ass.

by Tater Tott Wallace October 28, 2017