Ignorant moronic wankers that listen to repetitive car alarms, beat up people who are 5 years old or 89 years old, take pills and go nowhere in life. Hang about in dark alleys so they can rape little kids.
by carl August 25, 2003
in america a townie is a girl/boy,man/woman who grew up in and lives in a town/city that has a usually large transient population of prep school/college students (or any transient population.) boston, a big city, has alot of townies, but also a large population of college students, most of whom come from small middle-class and upper-middle-class suburban towns accross america.many of these students are ignorant of urban/big city life and draw the wrong conclusions about townies and from what they've seen in the movies and on tv.
jimmy is a townie from boston. he attends college, but commutes to school and works part-time. jimmy has a strong boston (city) accent which is quite distinctive by middle-america standards. he frequently has to repeat himself when speaking with people from oklahoma and nebraska. it's tacitly understood that a boston (or new york) accent is low-brow and it would be best if he learned to lose it and speak "normal" like he's from greenwich, connecticut.
josh is from suburban washington dc. his natural habitat is sitting in a suv with tinted windows in a fast food drive-thru. when he came of age he had to leave his suburban town to attend college/university. he was taught to believe 99% of kids from "the city" are black and/or hispanic and he has a difficult time relating to a white townie like jimmy who's white like him but talks and acts different, i.e. josh is soft spoken while jimmy sounds and acts more rough. guys like josh are particually uncomfortable around so-called working-class blue collar guys like ups/fedex drivers,mailmen,firemen,etc.;
josh is from suburban washington dc. his natural habitat is sitting in a suv with tinted windows in a fast food drive-thru. when he came of age he had to leave his suburban town to attend college/university. he was taught to believe 99% of kids from "the city" are black and/or hispanic and he has a difficult time relating to a white townie like jimmy who's white like him but talks and acts different, i.e. josh is soft spoken while jimmy sounds and acts more rough. guys like josh are particually uncomfortable around so-called working-class blue collar guys like ups/fedex drivers,mailmen,firemen,etc.;
by felix the cat April 02, 2006
A word to describe locals who do not attend the school but hang out on campus to appear as if they do.
by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005
yo bruv us townies is ace innit yer a bunch o battis innit } example of townie, trendy, chav *trying* to speak. Something seems to have messed up these poor creature's brains or something, as they can't seem to speak in coherent sentences to save their lives.
Townies wear tacky clothes, think everyone is a goff, call everyone a batti or a batti boy, pick fights they'd lose without a knife or their big bro to back them up, and think they're well hard. They'll shout abuse at you in the street, try to start fights, and some of the dodgier, braver, more stupid ones might actually knife you.
They seem to be under the delusion that they are American gangstas from NY, really creep around Leeds or Machester or wherever they live (always in abundance), have at least five little ankle-biters crawling around with them in front of the McDonalds, which is the only place they will ever be able to work (unless they want to collect rubbish) as they've failed everything.
They've got their own Townie language and are actually thick enough to think everyone else understand them as well. They think they're popular, but everyone really loathes them.
They'll drink white lightning and smoke cheap fags and are always trying to act stoned or drunk so they can look cool. Their pants are always hanging out of their cheap £1 tracksuits, and they've got IQs less than 0.
Townies are easily confused, and, like all thick-headed twats, don't like being made fools of, but they're mostly more bark than bite.
Townies wear tacky clothes, think everyone is a goff, call everyone a batti or a batti boy, pick fights they'd lose without a knife or their big bro to back them up, and think they're well hard. They'll shout abuse at you in the street, try to start fights, and some of the dodgier, braver, more stupid ones might actually knife you.
They seem to be under the delusion that they are American gangstas from NY, really creep around Leeds or Machester or wherever they live (always in abundance), have at least five little ankle-biters crawling around with them in front of the McDonalds, which is the only place they will ever be able to work (unless they want to collect rubbish) as they've failed everything.
They've got their own Townie language and are actually thick enough to think everyone else understand them as well. They think they're popular, but everyone really loathes them.
They'll drink white lightning and smoke cheap fags and are always trying to act stoned or drunk so they can look cool. Their pants are always hanging out of their cheap £1 tracksuits, and they've got IQs less than 0.
Townies are easily confused, and, like all thick-headed twats, don't like being made fools of, but they're mostly more bark than bite.
grunger: you're a Townie.
Twat: 'm not a Townie!
grunger: then you're a greebo, then?
Twat: Not a fuckin greebo, 'ma Townie, innit!
Not those fecking townies again! This place is a cess-pool!
Twat: 'm not a Townie!
grunger: then you're a greebo, then?
Twat: Not a fuckin greebo, 'ma Townie, innit!
Not those fecking townies again! This place is a cess-pool!
by Frankiee September 16, 2006
The stereo typical 'townie' is more than likely going to be exactly like the first statement.
The townie that is a townie because he/she lives in a town centre should not be stereotyped. These people are mostly people living off benifits and their children ofter grown up to be sucessful.
The townie that is a townie because he/she lives in a town centre should not be stereotyped. These people are mostly people living off benifits and their children ofter grown up to be sucessful.
by Matthew Bonner September 27, 2003
townies are the kind of people that wear track suits that look rediclious. they go round the street starting fights with people they've never seen before over a cig, sad bastads. they have nothing to do with there free time so they beat people up for amusement its stupid. the reason they do this is because there mother is probberly about 26, an alacholic and probberly addicted to some drugs. these kind of people have not been brought up well and will never be diffrent!
i got out of welly club and after a wile about 20 townies came n me n my friend got beat up. how can people get amusement out of beating sumone up and see them cry?
by chloe November 05, 2004
A person who will
1) start a fight with someone and then run away, saying he da man.
2) start a fight, put up a shitty resistance and then form a collective bootfucking to your ass, from all his townie friends, who in societys lack of the death penatly will live well into old age.
3) Townie rules consist of whatever they see fit, and that usually mean gang beatings.
1) start a fight with someone and then run away, saying he da man.
2) start a fight, put up a shitty resistance and then form a collective bootfucking to your ass, from all his townie friends, who in societys lack of the death penatly will live well into old age.
3) Townie rules consist of whatever they see fit, and that usually mean gang beatings.
1) Man this townie just tried to fight me and then tells everyone he won.
2) Fucking townies and their bootfucking shit.
3) Theres like 50 townies outside! sweet.
2) Fucking townies and their bootfucking shit.
3) Theres like 50 townies outside! sweet.
by Benito March 24, 2005