tottermelon

noun; a genetically modified watermelon with a green rind and a blue meat and a taste of pina colada with a hint of gazelle.

1. Jims Dean is hungary for soemthing tropical yet gamey, so he bought a tottermelon.

2. Darren and Charlie are a scrumtrellescent pair of tottermelon salesmen.

by Chuckles R. July 14, 2006

Telletubby Tetter-Totter

When 2 fat people 69. since they can't engage in oral sex at the same time they have to rock back and forth.

Hey Joe, did you see the fat couple at the beach? They were pactically doing the Telletubby Tetter-Totter in front of everybody.

by doughboy58 February 18, 2009

to go up tottenham court road

anal sex

i had a good date last night, i got her to go up tottenham court road

by mydak January 2, 2011

totter

large, voluptuous breasts

wow... look at those totters! I just want to nuzzle up in there and motor boat those puppies.

by PrincessTotters January 5, 2009

Tottenham

Tottenham is a cricket club that stops their matches half way through to have afternoon tea, it’s run by a Jew called Nicco who won’t spend money on new players and hoards penny’s, if you are reading this support Arsneal the best team in the world

Tottenham are Jewish

by Nicco the fake souvlaki boi November 10, 2018

Tottoro

A silly Canadian, Invader Zim loving, moose con-artist with a knack for fine wine and cheeze-its while sitting in the snow naked with a luger pointed at his "gir"

"One time I saw TOTTORO on his porch eating his cheeze-it's and wine

by Pac August 22, 2003

TOTTM

Turn off to the max!

Shit...this guy is so sleazy and im soooo TOTTM!!

by MURSH April 26, 2009