1. One who tries too hard to fit in.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.
1,6. "Joan is such a tool, I can't believe she thinks she'd fit in at the Tool concert!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"
by John June 18, 2006
Get the toolmug. A tool is someone who is only good for one thing. A general insult, its lesser form is a multi-tool (a person who is only good for a few things) and its opposite is a toolbox (a person who is good at a lot of things). A piece is an off shoot of tool, a piece being someone used by a tool, or a person who needs several other people to become a whole person.
1. Amy Winehouse is a tool at being wasted.
2. "i swear you make eggs every morning... you're such a tool at breakfast."
3. "wow! you fixed my bike, computer and made me a sandwich! your such a good multi tool!"
4. James Bond is a complete toolbox, he gets the girl, kills the bad guy and saves the world, with style!
5. Yep, im so great im a toolbox!
6. Man, that guy sure was a piece. His mate was probably his tool.
2. "i swear you make eggs every morning... you're such a tool at breakfast."
3. "wow! you fixed my bike, computer and made me a sandwich! your such a good multi tool!"
4. James Bond is a complete toolbox, he gets the girl, kills the bad guy and saves the world, with style!
5. Yep, im so great im a toolbox!
6. Man, that guy sure was a piece. His mate was probably his tool.
by Born of a Broken Man August 21, 2008
Get the Toolmug. by UrbanDictionary50000000 September 4, 2006
Get the toolmug. one who is unaware of how lame he truly is. he thinks that others love him when in fact, if they could kill one person it would be him. this person usually is very condecending to others and has a tendency to be a stalker. Usually named Garrett.
by tabitha1023 September 18, 2006
Get the toolmug. someone that tries too hard.. a person that tries to act cool for attention. someone like Paris Hilton.
by armochick91 October 8, 2008
Get the toolmug. One who sits in the back of a physics class next to a basketball star. He is the one who copies everything he does to try to get attention. He thinks he is the greatest kid in the world, but actually he isnt. He is the kind of kid who would walk in the pouring rain just to wear someone else's shoes. And, he would be the kid to get upset with 2 A's and 2 A-'s
by tytyt434 November 21, 2009
Get the Toolmug. 