Toink

A random piece of hair that defies gravity despite all efforts to fix it. Usually appears somewhere along the forehead line.

I slept weird last night, and now this stupid toink won't go down!

by Vinny V December 8, 2010

dick toenail

A toenail, but on your dick though.

Are you gonna grow your dick toenail out for a Guinness World Record?

by Finger Toenail April 6, 2011

Tip Toeing

Rubbing the tip of ones penis on a person's toes while they sleep.

Either I stepped in snot this morning, or someone has been tip toeing around here.

by loquacious loki January 10, 2015

tokin up

To toke is the action of taking a hit of marijuana, therefor, tokin up means to have a session of smoking marijuana. You can toke on a joint, or take a bong toke, and from this comes the phrase "tokin up".

The three of us are tokin up before the movie tonight, so we can get our mind right before it starts. I prefer bong tokes, but since we will be doing in the car, it will be easier to toke on a joint.

by GhengisFong September 30, 2016

Tobing

{Tobe-ing} not {tawb-ing}

When you are do everything right. This describes a time when your life is going exactly how you need it to be going. Usually the end to a losing streak or week of L's. This when you really start to bounce back.

Friend 1: Hey man, how you doing?
Friend 2: Bro you don't even know! I'm straight Tobing right now. I just aced my math test, hit a new bench pb and I got Stacy to go on a date with me.

by tits4toby December 21, 2017

middle toking

When 3 people stand or sit side by side in a straight line smoking pot, the center person is "middle toking" when they take a hit off the pipe or joint or bong every time it is passed back and forth in both directions.

Man, you're wasted!

I was middle toking with Alex and Levi, so I got twice as toasted as they did!

by Sonnie Skiba March 26, 2009

rusty toenail

While facing each other simultaniously masturbating, the big toe is inserted into each others asshole. Then flipping to 69 position placing the shitty toenail in each others mouth.

Joe and Suzie are currently being treated for hoof and mouth disease because of the there rusty toenail marathon.

by B. Sac February 9, 2008