startegy

A plan to begin a project, a strategy relating to a new undertaking or enterprise; mistyping strategy but pretending you meant it

Ok, it's day one of our business and we need a startegy to get some customers.

by KMF2015 April 1, 2015

Startup Green

An obnoxiously bright, nearly nauseous tone of green paint found on the walls of fledgling tech businesses often in San Francisco's South of Market District.

Our new office came equipped with foosball table, beer kegerator, game room, Herman Miller Chairs, a top of the line espresso machine and our logo boldly printed over the Startup Green Walls.

by Hepburn October 19, 2015

starter bro

The type of guy a woman dates during her directionless phase and not caring whether or not he is a fully functioning adult with aspirations beyond being a basic fuckboy. More likely than not she is dating him till it gets boring and her ambitions will carry her elsewhere while he tries to recapture the glory of his adolescence but with no actual plan beyond where to "get lit." This is the guy that if a woman's period is late while dating him, she will legitimately panic because the thought of keeping him is absolutely opposite to the concept of a healthy relationship or for that matter a partnership in co-parenting.

Friends don't let friends get knocked up by a starter bro.

by ShoNuff77 May 16, 2017

Sturtevant

To take a shit in a public toilet that is so horrendous that people flee the area, often in a state of panic or fear.

Friend 1: it’s a shame that lovely cafe went out of business. I really enjoyed the home made cakes.
Friend 2: yes, it was never the same after Andy sturtevanted the place last year. People just couldn’t forget…

by RJ Giants January 9, 2022

Cellular Startle

The jump that occurs when you have your cell phone on vibrate, and someone calls it when it is close to your crotchal area. Usually accompanied by the humorous phrase "I'm vibrating". It is usually in your pocket when it says crotchal area, but see 'Texas Chili Bowl" for another kind of crotchal cellular jump experience

I was talking to my friend Mitch and I jumped out of my desk when my girlfriend called me, and gave me a cellular startle ....Actually it felt kinda' good.

by Kevin R. Miller May 18, 2006

Stogie Starter

Stogie Starter a lighter.

You got a stogie starter? i needa light.

by okie Doke! April 1, 2009

False Start Generation

Currently besotting the 20-something generation. You've graduated college, moved out, perhaps married, you've been climbing that corporate ladder - only to get laid off, divorced and move back in with your parents and start... all over - before the age of 30.

Also applies to those who have climbed the ladder mid-way then realized they don't want to spend the rest of their life in a box, uninspired. May have also returned to home base, also now starting all over.

Members of the False Start Generation may be cohabiting with family members and working at Starbucks or another part-time job while they "figure things out."

by FalseStartGenPres February 3, 2010