While, in the middle of exercising (usually jogging), when one decides to suddenly start stretching to make a spectacle of themselves. This mostly occurs in crowded areas so that others are forced to watch, or in a severe case, dodge the stretcher if they happen to be blocking a sidewalk or trail. The drama stretcher will appear to be in some other world oblivious to onlookers, but they are quite aware of the attention.
I can’t believe how many drama stretchers are in this park. Does anyone actually do any running around here?
Damn, I almost hit that drama stretcher with my bike. Don’t these people look before they stretch and take up the whole trail.
Damn, I almost hit that drama stretcher with my bike. Don’t these people look before they stretch and take up the whole trail.
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A term used by the elusive whitefish, nobody really knows what it means. On the contrary, does the elusive whitefish even exist?
by The Elusive Whitefish July 31, 2019
Get the Y’all niggas finna stretch? mug.a sexual position that includes two men and one female. The goal is to have sex while running. You set this position up thusly:
1) Woman lies on her back on a table.
2) One man stick her in either the vagina or the anus, while the other man sticks her in the mouth. This creates the basic hold.
3) The woman then must hold herself up by wrapping her legs around the man who is fucking hers waist, and her arms around the man who she's blowing's waist. This provides stability.
Optional: Men can hold the female up between them with their hands as well.
4)Men take off running, one backwards, one forwards with female suspended in between them. A stretcher position is formed, hence the name.
1) Woman lies on her back on a table.
2) One man stick her in either the vagina or the anus, while the other man sticks her in the mouth. This creates the basic hold.
3) The woman then must hold herself up by wrapping her legs around the man who is fucking hers waist, and her arms around the man who she's blowing's waist. This provides stability.
Optional: Men can hold the female up between them with their hands as well.
4)Men take off running, one backwards, one forwards with female suspended in between them. A stretcher position is formed, hence the name.
Dude, me and my bro, are going to stretcher this chink while running a 5k it should be awesome.
Good for athletes who are tired of the London bridge.
Good for athletes who are tired of the London bridge.
by Life Suxs November 25, 2007
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Get the pussy stretcher mug.The act of attaching a dildo to a wall. Peferably 15 inches in length or more. Then using it to widen your anus or vagina whilst your legs are spread eagle.
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Get the Wall Stretch mug.The act of stretching while making sexual noises. This also refers to the noise one makes in a violent one night stand.
I was the result of a stretchling match between my parents.
Are you stretchling?
Heyyyy... Wanna come over and stretchl?
My girlfriend commented on the "cute" noises I made while stetchling on the phone.
Are you stretchling?
Heyyyy... Wanna come over and stretchl?
My girlfriend commented on the "cute" noises I made while stetchling on the phone.
by The Lightning Man December 6, 2010
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