Stretchling

The act of stretching while making sexual noises. This also refers to the noise one makes in a violent one night stand.

I was the result of a stretchling match between my parents.

Are you stretchling?

Heyyyy... Wanna come over and stretchl?

My girlfriend commented on the "cute" noises I made while stetchling on the phone.

by The Lightning Man December 6, 2010

screechling

A small child given to running around screaming. Unlike well-socialized children, who only scream when under duress (injury, physical attack by a large snake) a screechling will emit earbleeding screams apparently just to hear the sound of its own voice. These are often found in small packs in shopping malls and supermarkets, usually accompanied by mothers who barely acknowledge the screechlings' existence.

"Gads, did you hear the little screechling in the mall elevator? I think it ruptured my left eardrum. I don't scream that loud during an orgasm for crying out loud."

by Arcane Rose March 26, 2008

stretchingly realistic

Thos action movie scenes that are in no way possible (it's a stretch) but the action hero manages to pull it off.
For example: Bond movies, Bourne movies, Twilight Series, etc.

Michael - "I saw Salt."
Ann Marie "How was it?"
Michael - "It was good, lots of action, a few parts were 'stretchingly realistic' but good story though."

by AMarie0908 August 3, 2010

anal stretching

The act of stretching one's anus via toys with a 2" diameter for beginners up to 5"+ for experts. This can be an act of bdsm, fetishism, body modification or anal sex. The anus naturally stretches just like ear piercings, and after a few hours will return to its original size. This also helps to prevent hemorrhoids. It does not however have any negative side effects on defecation.

Boy, I sure am sore from all that anal stretching we did last night.

by tdimez October 14, 2013

Stretchin ten

That feeling you get when you look at your bank account balance and realize you have no money left. To make matters worse you don't get paid for 1-2 weeks and therefor have to stretch the last of your cash. Regardless of the amount it is always referred to as stretchin' ten.

Chase: Yo Tanner you wanna hit sandbar later or maybe just grab a 30 and chill?

Tanner: No bro, I am stretchin ten right now, probably just going to chill till next week when I get paid.

by Uncle R Chase August 16, 2010

anal stretching cream

cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks

Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream

by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT January 16, 2017

stretching walls

The action of sexual intercourse between two individuals, usually describes sexual intercourse referring to the male penis as stretching the anal or vaginal cavity walls.

Alex: dayum that's my boi!

Alex: so whatcha do last night ?
Dan: yo i was down dicking this one bitch and stretching walls!

by Daniel The Tiger November 21, 2017