Stretchling

The act of stretching while making sexual noises. This also refers to the noise one makes in a violent one night stand.

I was the result of a stretchling match between my parents.

Are you stretchling?

Heyyyy... Wanna come over and stretchl?

My girlfriend commented on the "cute" noises I made while stetchling on the phone.

by The Lightning Man December 6, 2010