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Steak and Eggs

"I hooked up with LaWanda the other night and really fed her the steak and eggs."
by VocabJabber October 16, 2008
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ghetto steak

Watermelon, the favourite fruit of the urbanite, such as those folks living in the government subsidized housing.
La Fawnduh enjoys her ghetto steak on the porch while drinking kool-aid.
by Lil'Tyrone August 3, 2007
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Milk Steak

Boil (preferably whole, for best taste) milk, then add steak and roll, let marinate for 4 hours. Best cooked over a radiator or engine of a car. Always best served with a side of jelly beans, particularly with some variety of flavors. The meal of champions and janitors of a bar.
Charlie's favorite food is milk steak.
by BloomU Crew October 16, 2009
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Blade Steak

A very veiny, turgid and rigid male cock.
Carla dropped to her knees and dined upon Frank's Blade Steak until he nutted all down her gullet.
by Eaton Holgoode November 22, 2015
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Tube steak

Full Metal Jacket quote: "I wanna stick my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?"

This refers to a sexual barter done both in military and prison environments, whereby one individual lubricates an armpit ("his sister"), and allows another individual to use it for simulated copulation. The armpit serves as a vaginal substitute for the penis ("tube steak"). Pressure could be varied by arm compression and flexion, for a more pleasurable simulation. "Trade" ranged from money, to supplies, to cigarettes, to chores and duties.
by Trivia Sleuth November 25, 2013
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Steak and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
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hater steak

Something you feed haters, has to be juicy lies that will get them to bite
My haters where getting hungry so I fed them some hater steak!
by Scoto152 March 5, 2017
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