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semen stains

stains that are obviously fucking semen.
I wish that I could say i had semen stains on my bra from Lil Wayne.
by coocooo June 10, 2008
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nut stain

A stain of Semen/sperm/jizz/cum.
"He had nut stains all over his pants"
by Dysfunction September 6, 2003
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Stainbow

A collection of unpleasant stains whose colours range across the visible spectrum.
Euurgh, check out that stainbow. At least they're using plastic couches!
by Mr Poggums May 9, 2009
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Stationary bike potato

Person who watches television while working out at home on a stationary bike, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".

The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.

The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.

See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?

John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
by keichix November 1, 2009
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Stain Riding

At moment when one's under gourmets gets stuck between their butt cheeks.
Person A: Hey bro, I'm stain riding.

Person B: I got you man, let me cover you while you fix it.
by DuhJaySun December 11, 2013
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Stainpipe

When you eating your girl’s pussy so good she shits on your sheets.
Yo, can you believe Lindsay gave me the stainpipe last night?

Wow, I can’t believe that. I thought she kept her shit tight...
by Jmt757 August 12, 2018
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Poody stain

Poody stain is referred to a little brown poop stain on a object of clothing. It is almost like race tracks on underwear but it the more water based and translucent
Haleigh tried to was out the brown poody stain from her revealing v neck t-shirt.
by asian persuesion February 2, 2010
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