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Rusty Skinpipe 

The act of fucking a girl on her period, getting blood on your dick and having it dry, hence it being "rusty"
Jimmy: I just banged this Russian dyke, but I got blood all over my cock!
Timmy: Did you wash it?
Jimmy: Uhhh, no......
Timmy: Then you got a rusty skinpipe bro
Rusty Skinpipe by Crazy374747 September 20, 2016

stanpieck 

very smexy person. they also stan pieck and mikasa!!! that's very important!!
stanpieck is very hot
stanpieck by iloveallmilfs March 20, 2021

Darjeeling standpipe 

A pleasurable sex act whereby a teapot is filled with hot, not boiling water, the scrotum suspended therein, and a consenting adult partner encouraged to blow through the spout while wanking one off. The effect is similar to a testicular jacuzzi.
Don't put the leaf in yet, sweetness. I fancy a Darjeeling standpipe.

stinkpipe 

john hoped the niggers giant cock would fit snugly up his moist STINKPIPE.
stinkpipe by flipflapflipper August 28, 2003

stinkpipe 

I've finished with the axe wound and now I'm heading down the stinkpipe.
stinkpipe by Agent Brown November 28, 2002

stainise 

To take a definition of a topic that you have no idea about, and fluff it up to make it sound like your the worlds expert.
When going for a job as an aeronautic engineer. "I really had to 'stainise' my skills due to having no freakin' idea what I was talking about.
stainise by Jarrod Watt September 18, 2006
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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