Sweet Stache

A mustache that is totally gnarkill or just looks devilishly good on someone.

What's that heavenly object above that mans mouth?
Why that's a sweet stache!

by Jsizzle4rizzle November 8, 2007

det stache

A moustache grown while on a military deployment. The term is used most commonly by US Marines, as it is the only facial hair allowed by regs. Also, if you're gonna grow a stache and look like a stalker, you might as well do it while on a det, so your family doesn't have to see you like that.

Shim: "How come Jethro is lookin' all creepy these days?"
Dirty: "Yeah, now that his det stache is filling in, he kinda looks like a child molester."

Frumba: "Tom Selleck made it cool in the 80's; my det stache brings the awesomeness today."

by Leeroy J July 1, 2009

douche stache

A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."

that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache

by Thesadtruthofthematter April 10, 2011

faux'stache

A false mustache
Also: a false moustache

Mustache Day was a big success. Everyone in Mrs. Tutt's 2nd period class had on a faux'stache.

by Mustache Man! July 25, 2008

B-stache

A B-stache belongs to anyone sporting a moustache reminiscent of a stache found in a B-movie, especially an 80's B-movie. The bestowing of a B-stache is often enhanced by naming a specific B-movie or B-movie actor that the B-stache most closely brings to mind.

Did you see that guy? That was a Smokey and the Bandit B-stache!

by subwoofa22 February 13, 2006

Tapping the Stache

When a man with a mustache gets mouth-fucked or deep-throated.

"Those assholes took all my beer and then mouth-fucked me! In my mouth while I have a mustache! Also known as 'tapping the stache!'"

by Free Muffins August 28, 2009

Dave’s triple stacked

It’s when your girl dresses up like Wendy with the wig and freckles, takes three slices of American cheese and jams then on your dick; then she sits on it and craps on your cock after she slowly pulls it out there’s your Dave’s triple stacked (add lube for a juicy triple stacked)

Even the prosititutes in boulder highway charge more for a Dave’s triple stacked

by Lichowid December 31, 2018