Take a stab at it

phrase used as a substitute for "take a chance."

Claire: "Anybady else wanna take a stab at it?"
Chris: "Oh noooo. I don't like stabs."
Claire: "Puhlease. It's not often anybody takes stabs these dayss.
*lighting spontaneously strikes Claire*
Claire: "OOOOO THAT WAS A NICE STAB. Gave ma shiverss. And chillsss.

by MrStabs March 28, 2011

I will stab you

A non-threatening threat. Basically, it's how one will show their anger to another, quickly look around for a sharp object, fail in finding one, and say the threat anyways, not being able to back it up. Usually used in a friendly manner, where the speaker (probably) won't stab the other guy, anyway.

Jack: Hey man, you know what a pelican looks like!?
John: Well, you've got the saggy chins, the beady eyes, and you are annoying as Hell, so... I'm gonna have to say, like you.
Jack: I will stab you...

by Kil Lerown April 17, 2010

stabber

The 'top' in a homosexual relationship

Is he a stabber or a pillow biter?

by Samson Johnson September 28, 2005

shit stabber

One who sodomises men or women

That jerk called me a shit stabber - he was right, but I don't stab male shit

by DeNameland February 25, 2009

stabbeth

to poke someone with something sharp

"dana, i stabbeth you" *pokes dana in the arm with a stick*

by marissa November 9, 2003

Babba Stabber

Another name for a gay person, a man who bums men.

I heard that peter was a right babba stabber.

by ganondod August 29, 2010

stabbajiggafoo

(v): to engage in battle with a grizzly bear over a spoiled tomato; to consume one's soul.

Jorge wanted that tomato real bad, so he had to wage stabbajiggafoo on the nearby grizzly bear for it; Bobbins wanted Richie Rich's soul, so he engaged in stabbajiggafoo to get it

by midgetsnatcher August 13, 2003