squeezin

the act of bein the coolest, most bad ass superhuman god- like mother fucker in the entire universe.

Did you see that dude with all them hot bitches? that motha fucka's squeezin.

by jsqueezy April 10, 2012

squicking

To insert your penis into the unformed part of a child's skull. Then to fuck it, until the child is fucked. A frowned-upon practice that is illegal in most countries.

"An aggravating factor in the burglary was the smearing of excrement on the walls and the squicking of little Timmy"

by Log January 16, 2004

Squaking

The action of bitching or to proceed in an overly exsecive bitchy manor

guy1: you comin out tonight with the boys
guy2: naw man i can't my broad keeps squaking at me to clean the house, maybe some other time
guy1: you're whipped man

by MalkieDunks January 7, 2011

Squeeing

Having to go to the bathroom in the most urgent way but can't because there are no public washrooms for miles around. So you find a secluded spot to try and go pee in effort to relieve the pressure but at the same time you squeeze your butt cheeks so you don't crap your pants.

"John said he almost messed himself the other day while squeeing in the bushes by the park."

by Polarbare952 July 25, 2017

squeezing the lemon

When driving, accelerating through the yellow light in the five seconds before it turns red. Not technically illegal.

Quit squeezing the lemon, bro, you're scaring me.

I had to squeeze the lemon twice to get to work on time.

by my pseudonyms are all taken November 23, 2013

Seeking

noun.
A person with low self esteem who must put down others in order to make him or herself feel superior.

That fag was straight trynta be all seeking and shit, so i knocked his dread headed ass out.

by Twelveking March 13, 2003

squeezing the lemon

After urination where a man squeezes the remaining urine from the urethra.

"I'll be right out, I'm just squeezing the lemon!"

by bassfische April 8, 2017