Spoonsexual

A term referring to someone who experiences an intense or heightened sexual attraction specifically toward spoons.

The individual described themselves as spoonsexual, indicating a primary sexual attraction to spoons.

by a midget goblin with a spear August 27, 2025

tit-spooned

The act of inadvertently thrusting a spoon into the breast of a small humpback whale.

Why did Johanna have to get tit-spooned?!

by Babatunde Chichwa April 27, 2011

Double Spooner

another word for a boner/erection

dude, i have a raging double spooner right now.

by Toejamfat May 24, 2012

Knifey-Spooney

A stupid Australian game where everyone pulls out their knives to compare size (like Americans and dicks) and one person pulls out a spoon. The first person to call out the person with the spoon wins.

"Lets play knifey-spooney." Everyone pulls out their knives, except Steve, he pulls out a spoon.

"Those aren't knives, THIS is a knife," Steve says.
"No, that's a spoon," Alex points out.
"Well I guess you win," Steve pouts.

by Hyde.Jykl June 28, 2016

callum spooner

A young Challenging boy who is most if the time kind to friends and family.

Good morning Callum Spooner.

by Catlover2006 May 3, 2018

kyle spooner

sexy fella who unfortunately smokes weed

“he’s soo fit but i wish he didn’t smoke weed”
“what can ye do, he’s kyle spooner”

by wickawoo12 October 5, 2019

Get spooned

To be defeated, to be stepped on, to get cucked, rekt, murdered

ROFL x3, GET SPOONED, Carl!

by Femme boy November 1, 2020