sober sister 

Ebay member specializing in recordings of Alcoholics Anonymous Talks & other Recovery Related material. Also known as ronssobersister.

"When I was looking for information on the founder of Alcoholics Anonymous, I found a lot of material at the "sober sister"

sober sister by Tim Daylee March 6, 2008

Sober Week 

a week of sobriety. usually advertised via memo that only badasses receive.

the week of sept. 22-26, 2008 is sober week, so no drank and no dank.

Sober Week by absolutely badass November 3, 2008

Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network

thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party

Sober Crow by clayhands December 9, 2010

sober sully 

When a male friend decides he decides to poop on your party by not partaking in beverage consumption.

Friend 1 - My vag hurts and I dont want to drink
Friend 2- GODDAM IT STOP BEING A SOBER SULLY

sober sully by DickSmash McIroncawk November 12, 2012

sober salad 

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.

I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad

sober salad by Hubbz September 23, 2013

sober wheel driver 

sober wheel driver

Meaning: When a taxi driver drives you and your vehicle home safe.

Why risk a dui when Urban Taxi Cab will get YOU & YOUR VEHICLE home or your destination safe? Stay sober behind the wheel with Urban Taxi Cab's Sober Wheel Driver. #urbantaxicab

sober wheel driver by save_soul5000 March 22, 2014

sober mcgober 

When a person is so drunk that he is about to pass out, he is said to be sober

'Craig looks like he is about to pass out, he is sober mcgober

sober mcgober by birchestree February 21, 2015