The first day--usually a couple of weeks after the start of spring in areas which experience significant seasonal variation (such as the northeast US)--on which a large majority of
girls and women wear their newest skirts. This occurs en masse, leading one to blurt, "
Oh, thank
God for Skirt Day." Skirt Day generally occurs on the second or third day of consecutive, skirt-encouraging weather in a week (at least
mid-60s, winds < 10-15mph).
I woke up this morning, strode outside, saw dozens of beautiful
girls in skirts on the way to class, said a brief thank-you to
God for their smooth and fit legs, and promptly declared to my
friends, "Today ... is Skirt Day."