Shower Squirrel

That heinous matt of hair that collects in the drain of your shower making your tub back up and your stomach hurl.

For best results, sneak up on the shower squirrel and plunge your hand without looking, scoop up the offending hair in your clutched fingers and deposit quickly into the awaiting toilet. Make sure to close the lid immediately. Shower squirrels can be resilient little buggers. Flush. Latex gloves are optional.

by Writer MD September 23, 2009

Shore Shower

Spraying your entire body and clothing with perfume as opposed to taking an actual shower

"Snookie are you gonna shower?"
"No time, I'll just take a shore shower"

by Snooks123 June 20, 2012

Roman Shower

The act of vomiting on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.

Joey was into gross sexual acts with his girlfriend. He would have her vomit all over his private parts, while masterbating.

by Vic July 28, 2004

shower sheriff

A male that sneaks peeks at other mens genitals in the locker room.

"I busted Allan checking out my unit after practice. He is a shower sheriff!"

by kris irvine February 23, 2008

shower-wipe

A shower-wipe is when you are taking a shit and realize it's one of those that will use up a whole roll of toliet paper (usually after a heavy shit) so you just jump in the shower spread your cheeks and clean all the ass waste.

Dude I just took the biggest shit and had no tp left so I just shower-wiped.

by Ben Noxul June 27, 2006

Shower Job

When you masturbate your partner in the shower.

Brad: "My wife gave me the best shower job last night. She is fucking awesome".

Ol' mate: "You lucky bastard"

Maree: "My husband gets into the shower with me and I give him a shower job. He loves it when I lather up the soap and massage his nuts and wank him off".

by Bella Maree July 5, 2010

shower shark

a dominant homosexual convict man that preys on a weaker man that may or may not be gay in the mens shower of any lock-up situation usually in the penitentiary where he has been confined for any length of time and needs some loving he will find it by forcefully overpowering another man!!!

i gotta watch my back in the showers... yesterday i caught this fool eyeballing me... this shower shark might try to get crazy
i'm taking my shank with me if this fools try to play me i'm not going to have any choice but to take this straight to his neck... homie don't play that

by eighty-six November 4, 2007