chinamen sample

Inserting wet noodles into the anus to check for cleanliness before performing a rim job or anal sex.

Before I went anywhere near the brown hole I had to do a chinamen sample to make sure is was clean.

by capnhowdy September 18, 2015

Samoyering

(Verb) Any act of indiscretion; specifically in the context of alcohol consumption

"That sloppy hoe is Samoyering all over the place."

"I drank so much last night, i don't remember anything. I hope i didn't Samoyer with too many dudes."

"Sam Moyer almost broke our pong table by Samoyering in the quad"

"At the last Rave, Dinger got Samoyered"

by EWWW RAW September 13, 2007

Shayla Samples

Some cunt that sticks lava lamps up her butt!

Dre: Is that Shayla Samples?
Trish: Yeah, dat her.

by Dre12121212 March 31, 2009

Smole

It simply means slutty mole, thanks to Maddy, Mitchell, Steph and Taylah (myself)

YOURE A SMOLE!!
BITCH!!
yep :)

by BAHAHA HELLOOOO March 12, 2009

hot cocoa sampler box

Originally mentioned by the online comic, "Full Frontal Nerdity", by Aaron Williams, later established as a cliche by Fark during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"With the way my company's stock has crashed, I'm probably going to get a hot cocoa sampler box this year."

by FormlessOne February 27, 2005

sampler platter

A sampler platter is when a man is having a threesome with 2 females and those females are nude on top of one another while the man is alternating between both females, penetrating them both.

Hey man, how did it go with stacey and sarah?

Good bro, we got down, they laid it on with the sampler platter last night.

by Chigga nuggets April 20, 2014

Smole

When you put a heated marshmallow on your partner's anus then you smudge so it looks melted. Then you lick it all up

Johnny decided to give his girlfriend a nice friendly smole

by Jloforrealtho May 14, 2016