salmon kebab

where the meat and salad from a doner kebab is inserted between a pair of freshly shaven female labia and eaten with a wooden fork (or plastic, but wood is more normal) - the kebab meat is often accompanied by mint and chili sauce..

i'm gonna serve you up and eat you like a salmon kebab, darling

salmon kebab by adam_is_not_my_real_name April 3, 2008

salmon pudding 

Mashed up salmon put in a pudding wink wink

I just love salmon pudding

salmon pudding by Jdboii September 30, 2013

Salmon arm 

its when you fist either a girl or a guy closer or up to your elbow.

"Whats that smell dude?"
"its my Salmon arm" or

when you go to salmon arm, BC, at around 4:15-5 AM it has the remnant smell of MY salmon arm.

Salmon arm by Jonni Homicide October 1, 2009

Salmon Swirl 

1)When salmon is ground up in a blender and placed in a funnel leading into a woman's vagina

2)When a salmon is shoved into a girl's vagina and it is whipped and swirled around for fun

"It was prom night and after weeks of anticipation, Nancy let Chester salmon swirl her."

"Man, that girl was such a ho! I just rung the door bell and she pulled me inside and begged me for a salmon swirl."

"Wendy! I can't salmon swirl you if you don't have the blender and spoon! Augh!"

Salmon Swirl by Bubbie "Thunder" McTaco January 11, 2008

Salmon Snatch 

A hoe who has a pussy with fiery red hair covering her crotch.

"Haha, Sally has a salmon snatch!"
"Smelly Sally has a salmon snatch!"

Salmon Snatch by Gravox June 11, 2006

Salmon Sausage 

A very very long slimy penis. Approximately 30m in length.

Woah, he has a massive salmon sausage.

Salmon Sausage by Salmon man February 6, 2017

salmon puff

Quite rhinous. Very un-boss.

That lowered civic is so rice, its like salmon puff.

salmon puff by MikeMan June 11, 2006