Definitions by adam_is_not_my_real_name

PRIZEWINNING CUNT 

Someone who tries to convince others he has bought someone else a surprise house warming present, with the ulterior motive of obtaining aforementioned recipients address, in order to send them bills.

Who would've thought Saul to be such a PRIZEWINNING CUNT eh?

PRIZEWINNING CUNT by adam_is_not_my_real_name May 18, 2010

salmon kebab

where the meat and salad from a doner kebab is inserted between a pair of freshly shaven female labia and eaten with a wooden fork (or plastic, but wood is more normal) - the kebab meat is often accompanied by mint and chili sauce..

i'm gonna serve you up and eat you like a salmon kebab, darling

salmon kebab by adam_is_not_my_real_name April 3, 2008