Sartori

A shitty rp crime family in gta 5

with a terrible don that thinks he’s a god and a bunch of crew hoppers or rats

Hey! Should I join sartori?
“No Carl you shouldn’t join that shit family”

by GooooodIy March 21, 2019

Satorious

Russian Demigod and part-time engineer. He can fix anything better than fix-it-Felix. He is immortal and the son of Rasputin. His uncles include Bob the Builder, Benito Mussolini, and Adolf Hitler, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Random Person: Oh no, the bridge collapsed. I should call Satorious.
Sartorius: Trust me im an engineer.

by Savage123274726 June 4, 2020

Sartori

My crush's last name

Friend 1: "Look, there goes Sartori"
Me: "Thanks for clarifying"

by Stupid_Girl November 16, 2020

sartoriusexual

a person attracted only to Jacob sartorius.

1: wassup dude I’m sartoriusexual

2: what?

3: I’m attracted only to Jacob Sartorius.

by callmeannah🇮🇹 January 13, 2021

satorie

Satorie or Satory comes from the Latin word SATOR meaning Farmer

That is Mr. Satorie. Did you know his name is latin for farmer?

by ChildePC April 12, 2021

saitrit

the absolute hottest most funniest tiktoker alive

i cant believe @saitrit followed me back on tiktok!

by notsaitrit June 2, 2021

Sitorie

Intelligent, loving, funny, and stunningly beautiful. Patient and understanding, so if you piss her off, you know you messed up. She’s as elegant as she is down to earth. Everyone should strive for their own Sitorie, though that would be extremely difficult since she is one of a kind. She’s the best friend you could ever have. In a class of her own. If you have her, never let her go and treasure her always!

I’m the luckiest man in the world, I found a Sitorie :)

by Furbulator_9000 November 22, 2021