python orgy

a game where you and your friends tie your flaccid penises together, whoever gets hard first loses. Everyone jizzes into the losers mouth. If they don’t swallow their penis gets amputated.

Me and the boys played python orgy and johnny lost penis privleges

by johnny dickless November 22, 2023

Python Orgy

When you tie your flaccid penis into a knot with the boys. The first to get hard loses and has to eat a soggy waffle prepared by his compatriots. He also gets his penis privileges revoked (✂️)

Me and the boys had a python orgy last night. I lost, so i’m undergoing penis reattachment surgery later this week. I can’t wait to play again!

by Baby Gronk January 13, 2024

Thunder Python

The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.

*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *

"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."

"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."

"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"

by PershingRifleBoy420 December 05, 2022

Python Dual Wield

When you have to piss and shit and the same time.

Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield

by September 10, 2020

mud python

When you oil up the head of your dick, slide it under your balls and let it plunge into your asshole.

Yo dog, I got hella new lube last night and had a nice mud python.
It's so nice to mud python after a fresh shower.

by nbizzledizzle November 24, 2017

Pocket python

Two gay males put there hand in each other pocket and sees who get a boner first

Hey dude want to play pocket python

by Notthebuilder January 16, 2014

python warrior

Panda In training, warrior, boss-ass-bitch, beast, winner, etc.

Jeff: Holy Fuck, how did he do that?!?! He must be a python warrior!
Tiffany: He is! He is a panda in training!!!

Jeff: A what?
Tiffany:A python warrior is basically a sexy beast; he praises oprah, and is a panda in training!!!

by 69panda69 March 24, 2015