by lookupsmegma July 10, 2009
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J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.
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J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.
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I know I had a week to finish my essay, but I was so busy procrasturbating that I had to bs the entire thing.
I heard that Jim had to check into rehab for his procrasturbation problem.
I also heard that Jim only agreed to go to rehab after his latest procrasturbation episode ended with him in the Emergency Room.
I heard that Jim had to check into rehab for his procrasturbation problem.
I also heard that Jim only agreed to go to rehab after his latest procrasturbation episode ended with him in the Emergency Room.
by Tre Day May 10, 2010
Get the procrasturbation mug.It's when you are thinking about masterbating but instead of doing it right now you decide to do it later.
I can't wait to Procrasterbate tonight!
by Wildcat872 November 1, 2010
Get the Procrasterbate mug.v. The act of being ridiculously horny, yet too lazy or unwilling to self-satisfy in order to "blow one's own load", or "cream one's panties".
The milky orbs and honeyed lips of the adult entertainment actresses on the television had me transfixed; lost somewhere in a bout of procrasturbation.
by FourDimensionalCumDumpster December 31, 2010
Get the Procrasturbation mug.The act of becoming bored while revising dull content for an impending exam, giving up, and just having a wank.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.
Tim; "Phill, hows the revision going? You'v been in your room ages"
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"
Procrasturbation.
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"
Procrasturbation.
by Kacius Clay January 15, 2011
Get the Procrasturbation mug.To procrastinate in an extremely intense form. Put off all work for the month,can be used as an exaggeration or actually truthfully.
by Mr. Procrastination February 23, 2011
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